Tuesday, 14 June 2011

A nugget from the Cheshire County Cricket league Newsletter.

“THEY sent my neighbour’s census form back.
 In answer to the question: “Do you have any dependants?” he put “Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, smack heads, unemployable layabouts, the cast of the Jeremy Kyle Show, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal, Greece and half of Eastern Europe”.
 Apparently, that wasn’t an acceptable answer.” 

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