FIFA Bribery Investigation

Did I hear that right? FIFA is going to investigate allegations of bribery in the World Cup bidding process. 

FIFA! 

Bribery! 

Investigate!

Ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[Wipes tears from eyes - no, no, stop]