Monday 15 July 2013

Fu*k that! What about the Royal Baby?!


Linton Crosby, the PM’s election guru/shark may well have used his influence to make the Tories do a complete U-Turn on plain packaging. Crosby is a lobbyist for the tobacco industry........Fuck that! What about the Royal Baby?!

Linton Crosby, the PM’s election guru/shark may well have used his influence to make the Tories do a complete U-Turn on fracking. Crosby is a lobbyist for a fracking company....... Fuck that!          What about the Royal Baby?!

President Obama has a secret ‘kill list.’ No need to turn to the law to ensure that justice is done – send a drone to ‘eradicate’ the problem.........Fuck that! What about the Royal Baby?

Prince Charles (who is supposed to be outside of politics) has been writing letters to various ministers on a regular basis. But we – being mere proles – are not allowed to read them for as Dominic Grieve, the Attorney General himself says, if we were to read them it would mean Charley was no longer politically neutral.....FUCK THAT! WHAT ABOUT THE ROYAL BABY?

More rioting on the streets of Belfast........FT! WATRB?

Benefits cap of £26,000 introduced by Dept for Work and Pensions. Iain Duncan Smith the Minister in charge, has been criticised for misusing figures promoting the effectiveness of the benefits cap. IDS lives on his wife’s estate - an estate which has claimed over £1.5 million in ‘benefits’ from the European Common Agriculture Policy (CAP) in recent years.........FT! WATRB?

England win thrilling test match......FT! WATRB?

Top sprinters test positive for drugs......FT! WATRB?

“Expect a bundle of joy by the end of the week” says Camilla...... FT! WATRB? 

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