How Things Work (Volume 2)

• Utilise public money from taxes to supplement poor wages - call these handouts ‘benefits’
• Pay your workers the absolute minimum - make vast profits - thanks to tax payer’s subsidies.
• Contribute regular large donations to the Tory Party to preserve the system.
• Salt away vast profits generated by subsidised workers in offshore tax havens.
• Contribute another load of cash to the Tory Party to preserve the system.
• Claim even more taxpayers money to take on unemployed ‘job seekers.’
• Lay off some of your subsidised workers and replace with ‘job seekers.’
• Make even bigger profits.
• Contribute some more to the Tory Party.
• Applaud as a Tory Prime Minister launches an attack on those on ‘benefits’
• Consider.........Isn’t life grand for the well, wealthy and well-connected?